![]() ![]() The toddler was warped away, but Linda was stuck. To make matters worse, the government's demonic use of sorcery went haywire when facing off against my fence technology. My experiments were going badly enough without interdepartmental meddling. I may have to reread the directions on some of this equipment.Īfter the fire burned itself out, a child services woman named Linda Duran magically appeared and sent Turbo Sexaphonic away. ![]() How did they get there so quickly? Well apparently there's a malfunction with my compound's toilet alarm that causes it to go off during fires. Also, trapped safely away from the fire was the local fire department, whose robot brains could only watch the facility burn from the other side of the tiny but robotically unbreachable fence. The baby was trapped safely away from his aimless panic inside the burning ring of ovens. His artificial behavior circuits analyzed the situation and selected "panic." With the adrenaline rush of the fresh gnome kill, he forgot all about his dinner, now a roaring wall of flame. It was a test to see if his absurd surroundings were having any effect on his short-term memory. If I didn't know better, I'd say it's almost like he's trying to get back at water.Įxperiment Four: Memory Test While the test subject had dinner boiling on the stove, I interrupted to issue an order for him to go kick over a gnome. Observation: Subject Beef eats all his meals on the toilet, his body acting like a steady pipeline of disaster. The sun was setting on day one, and the three of them already seemed to be making progress on an escape plan.Įxperiment Three: Revenge of the Hydrophobe? ![]() Then he put the doll down and walked directly through a barbecue for no other reason than to show me he could. He did this for 14 hours without interruption. Subject Beef stood over the toddler and, to its delight, chose to speak to him through the Dark Lord. The wall of propane barbecues wasn't baby proof, and Turbo Sexaphonic squeezed right through them. I soon learned there was a flaw in my design schematic. Dark Lord the teddy bear, meet Subject Beef, the pussy. I tried to make him eat it, since it's what a coward deserves, but the only option was renaming it. Trying to look like he intended to do it all along, he picked up one of the sentry bears. Left to his own devices, the inmate went straight for the food but couldn't gather the courage to swim across the pool to the refrigerator. Here are the results of my findings.Įxperiment One: Observation Without Interference I moved my subject and his young companion into the compound. The Sims 3 is computer game based on these Nazi scientists that offers us a world of moral ambiguity, free to perform psychological experiments away from the leering eye of ethics. They might have been monsters, but without them, we never would have discovered the yield elasticity of the elderly, or learned what part of a prisoner's tongue detects the taste of angel meat. ![]() Every day, ethics barely prevent experiments like this from being carried out.īut what if we didn't have these ethics? When Nazi doctors were let loose during WWII, the incredible rate of their discoveries were matched only by the inadequacy of words to atone for them. They already have a chamber set up to harness the power of their screams as they gradually realize what has happened. Whenever a scientist sees a set of twins, he or she secretly wonders what would happen if you surgically swapped their faces. Every scientist dreams of a world without ethics. ![]()
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